Now I am getting suspicious

For all the poking, prodding, testing, admitting nurses asking me point blank what her birthday is, CT scans, organ removal, blood thinning, 18/28 days away from home and her new son, etc, etc, etc, I am beginning to wonder if in-fact this is all just a rouse to rondevue with a hot MD? I swear...I wrote one story about a hot nurse...