The easy summary would be to simply say that 2008 sucked. However after a butt-load of time to think it over, the good things of '08 were pretty damned spectacular. So with that in mind, I decided on a list of the stupid, untrue, dumb-fool things people said to us this year. Some statements came from "Professionals", the rest from ignoramus or filter-less minds. Here are the most entertaining. Enjoy!
10. Rest for a minute, you probably just bruised your leg.
9. No baby can sleep through the night before 6 months.
8. Babies don't like formula straight from the fridge.
7. Watching 3-seasons of That 70's Show non-stop will kill your morale.
6. Once we put the tube down your wife's throat (for 8 days), she'll be fine.
5. After we take out your wife's gallbladder, she'll be fine.
4. Your wife has numerous blood clots in/around her lung. This is serious, she was released once already? (3rd stay at the hospital.)
3. Once I give you an enima, it'll fall right out.
2. Friends disapoint you when the chips are down.
1. Beautiful people have ugly babies.
Here's to an uneventful 2009.
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2 comments:
amen to that!
G-man looks exactly like you. I'm sure you've heard that one previously though. Here's to a better 2009 for the both of us!
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